Sterk

1.  Yea, you're probably my best friend, which is surprising because your taste in movies is...atrocious.  I mean, honestly, the only movies we can watch together are Van Damme movies.  Actually...I'm cool with that.

2.  We're heading to Venus (venus)....

3.  3:50 P.M.

4.  Republican

5.  I too would like to say Jelinek decking Schlemmer, but I wasn't there.  So I'll say the time you told me that story.

6.  JCVD

7.  Die by the age of 45.  You'll either finally succumb to wounds sustainted while eating those cookies during high school.  Or you'll be assassinated because of your radical right wing agendas.  Really, it could go either way.

8.  I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how a relatively sane and sensible person like yourself can still be a fan of the Chicago Blackhawks franchise.